•When life is hard, then take a long nap.
•It’s okay to one day ignore people,then the next day, annoy them.
•When in doubt,cultivate an indifferent attitude.
•Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours of your time trying to unravel an ‘obvious’ mystery.
•Climb your way to the top by all means, that’s why the drapes and curtains are there in the house.
•Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
•If you’re not receiving enough attention,
try knocking over several expensive lamps and chinaware.
•Make your mark in the world or at least spray your pee in each corner of the room.
•When you go out into the world, remember:
being placed on a pedestal is your right, not a privilege.
•You can sleep anywhere, on any table, any chair,top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on the Master’s bed,just about anywhere….
open drawers, empty shoe, or just on anybody’s lap;every place on earth will do,’cause well,the world is your bedroom!
•And don’t bother anyone,unless you are hungry or thirsty….!
•And you don’t have to take orders from your boss,unless he is holding goodies that you can see with your own eyes,otherwise,just ignore all other forms of patronising sweet-talks and promises!
Thank you Jaffa,for making me the most anti-social person that have ever lived,and regal too!
Just some random thoughts that came to my mind….©Profarms’ Random Thoughts®