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A MAFIA godfather discovers that his book-keeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million (Sh885 million).

The book-keeper is deaf so the godfather brings along his lawyer,who knows sign language, to confront him.

The godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.”

Guido makes signs and the lawyer translates: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The godfather pulls out a handgun, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again or I’ll kill him.”

The lawyer signs to the book-keeper. “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Trembling, Guido signs back, “OK! It’s in a
brown briefcase, buried in my cousin Bruno’s garden.”

“What did he say?” asks the godfather.

The lawyer: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Just some random thoughts that came to my mind….©Profarms’ Random Thoughts®

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