A man goes to the hospital and
says to the doctor:
“It hurts when I press
here” (pressing his side)
“And when I press here” (pressing
the other side)
“And here” (his leg) “And here,
here and here” (his other leg, and
both arms).
So the doctor examined him all
over and finally said…
“Come on,You’ve got a broken finger!”

Just some random thoughts that came to my mind….