My friend is miser.

He really takes care of his coins.

Picture him doing his clever stuff in a dentists surgery;
“No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he
ordered, “No gas or needles
or any of that stuff.

Just pull the
tooth and get it
over with.”

I wish more of my patients were
as brave and as stoic as you,” said
the dentist admiringly. “Now,
which tooth is it?”

He turned to his wife…
“Show him your bad tooth, honey!”

Just some random thoughts that came to my mind….